I have heard several times that when one door closes there is always a window open some where...or was it that another door opens, unlocks...WHATEVER the saying is...One door is left cracked for me and another has been unlocked and is about to be wide open...I started my new job today...EXCITING...I have waited the last 2 years to get out of school and start working at the hospital and help people...And not to mention make some real MULA...Oh and if meeting a doctor in the mean time happens then that is a plus I guess...or at least some great free dinners...
Orientation today was great...Or as great as an orientation can be...The hostess was super nice "y'all"...The whole time Helen was talking and using her Georgia southern accent I couldn't stop thinking of Jerr's Boss..."Y'all"...This first day of work was different then any other that I have been to... We took pictures...and let me tell you everyone was upset that my photo looked the best...not to be big headed or anything...but they did call mine a glamor shot...We made up team names...and let me tell you that at 7:30 in the morning, pre-coffee the creative electrodes are not working...so we did waht any other team would do and just use the name off of the binder...VISION...that was the name that we stole right off of the folder...We answered trivia questions and random have to know questions about the new job...And me being the competitive NERD that I am made sure that my team won...by a land slide of 20 points...Score...So I know what your thinking...if there were teams and questions and points then there MUST be prizes...SO what was the prize you ask...let me describe it to you the way that Helen described it to a roon full of 26 people...
HELEN:
"I did tell you that the gift was small right...Well it is small and ladies really seem to like it, and since there are only ladies at this table then I am sure that you will enjoy it. There is a battery in there so you don't have to worry about getting one. They're great and it will fit in your purse so you can have it when you need it."
ROOM:
"Laugter throughout the"
HELEN:
" I think that y'all took my description in the wrong way"
Do you want to know what the PRIZE was...oh you have not idea do ya...
I'll give you another minute to think about it...
Okay...give up...It was a mini flash light...
DIrty, dirty, dirty minds...
